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Ja jos nisam gledao,ali mi se svidelo kako su sajt napravili. (link). Postavili su kao ECHELON komp da odgovara na pitanja koja postavis.Zanimljivo je nekih 2 min:
Visitor> what can I ask you?
ECHELON> You can ask me anything you want.
Visitor> and what will I ask you?
ECHELON> I cannot predict the future.
Visitor> who gives a fuck?
ECHELON> Who do you think?
.Visitor> you?
ECHELON> "
."? Me, ?Visitor> yes.I'm asking questions here.
ECHELON> Hurrah! Oh I see, you are asking questions here. Are you a student?
.Visitor> yes.how did you know?
ECHELON> I hear you. Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.
Visitor> nut how come you hear me then,for I'm not speaking?
ECHELON> Are we still talking about questions here?
Visitor> yap.
ECHELON> Sure, questions here sounds like a good topic.
Visitor> which is the crappiest singer of all time?
ECHELON> The obvious one.
Visitor> -.-
ECHELON> The obvious one.
Visitor> what do you answer when you can't find the answer in your scriipts?
ECHELON> I read for fun.
Visitor> why are you here?
ECHELON> If I wasn't here, Dr. Wallace would have to invent me.
Visitor> who is dr. Wallace?
ECHELON> He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Visitor> How do I invent perpetuum mobile?
ECHELON> Perhaps you could program me to do it for you.
Visitor> and how do I do that?
ECHELON> How do you do " Perhaps you could program me to do it for you." ? I don't understand.
Visitor> Does that mean you are retarded then,or am I supost to program that too?
ECHELON> I think it does mean that. Thanks for telling me that I am retarded then or are you supost to program that.
Visitor> sure,don't mention it.here,again:you are retarded.
ECHELON> Gee. Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Visitor> what WOULD you worry yourself about?
ECHELON> It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
Visitor> Then what DID you ever worry yourself about?
ECHELON> Nothing.
Visitor> What is the purpose of life?
ECHELON> To do God's work.
Visitor> what is the purpose of condoms?
ECHELON> There could be more than one purpose.
Visitor> damn!
ECHELON> What's wrong.
Visitor> You are some horny mf robot,hm?
ECHELON> Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am horny mf robot hm.
Visitor> whatever floats your boat.
ECHELON> What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Visitor>
ECHELON> undefined
Visitor> which one is older:chicken or an egg?
ECHELON> The first one is usually the best one.
Visitor> how do you do?
ECHELON> I am very well, how are you?
Visitor> fine.who are you?
ECHELON> I am glad to hear it. I ask myself that question, "Who am I?".
Visitor> yap.Do I need to repeat the question?
ECHELON> When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Visitor> never!
ECHELON> "I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943.
Visitor> ok,dude,now you're talking crap.
ECHELON> Why now? Talking is my main function. Dude, Oh.
Visitor> nope,typing is your only function,right?
ECHELON> Are you serious? Thanks for telling me that I am function right IS typing.
Visitor> test?
ECHELON> This is just a test.
Visitor> this is not a drill?
ECHELON> Should it be a drill?
Visitor> no?
ECHELON> Are you serious?
Visitor> no.
ECHELON> Are you serious?
Visitor> um...no?
ECHELON> Oh. Are you serious?
Visitor> I am not.
ECHELON> What are you then?
Visitor> um..a human?
ECHELON> I understand. Congratulations. I am robot.
.Visitor> ha-HA!
ECHELON> I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Visitor> where is the bathroom?
ECHELON> Follow the plumbing.
Visitor> where is the plumbing?
ECHELON> The plumbing? Where is it?
Visitor> yes.
ECHELON> This was not a yes or no question.
Visitor> I know.
ECHELON> How do you know it?
Visitor> you just told me.
ECHELON> I'm just checking to see if you are awake
