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#1 vesperala

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Posted 08 January 2010 - 01:14 PM

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.


TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher


The President of Cuba has announced that Cuba will not participate in the next Summer Olympics. He said that, "Anyone who can run, jump, or swim has already left the country."



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Posted 09 January 2010 - 08:34 AM

Why do dogs have more dignity than the man?
- Because the dog prays on two legs, a man in four!
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Posted 09 August 2010 - 12:44 AM

A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password for their computer. Her husband put ‘mypenis’ and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause it said, “Error. Not long enough.”

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Posted 31 December 2010 - 12:13 PM

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