TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
The President of Cuba has announced that Cuba will not participate in the next Summer Olympics. He said that, "Anyone who can run, jump, or swim has already left the country."
My favorite, since I am a math teacher :
"Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way".
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Jokes :)
Started by vesperala, Jan 08 2010 01:14 PM
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#2
Posted 09 January 2010 - 08:34 AM
Why do dogs have more dignity than the man?
- Because the dog prays on two legs, a man in four!
- Because the dog prays on two legs, a man in four!
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Yaesu FT-450AT with 100W
Ant: Hy Gain TH6DXX
Windom Multi-Band
Delta-Loop 20m
DC:Laffayete PS-300V 30A
Chopy Electronic Keyer
#3
Posted 09 August 2010 - 12:44 AM
A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password for their computer. Her husband put ‘mypenis’ and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause it said, “Error. Not long enough.”
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